How do I qualify for this position?
I play lots of Mario games
Like to add lots of emoticons onto the page so it can lag
I ate pizza last night
I have WAY over 1000 (actual: 1061) mainspace edits
Been on that wiki for over 1 years
How will I benefit from this position?
I will be able to ban the asses of those stupid sockpuppets
I will be able to rule the wiki
Everyone will love me and recognize me
I will become a human
I will be able to vandalize without being banned or demoted
How will you benefit from this?
You will cherish me
You'll get candy everyday (as far as supplies last)
You will seem more pathetic that me
Aliens will come from another planet and grow purple mushrooms everywhere